We want to be your home page! Its Easy to set it up! You can do it right now!
Internet Explorer : Go to the [Tools] menu, and then [Internet Options], it will say home page, click [Use Current].
Netscape: Go into the [Edit] menu, then [Preferences], where it says [Homepage], click [Use Current]

• We have free email for you and all your friends!
• You can search 7 major search engines at once!
• We have a fully functional Discussion Forum, that we'll customize for you!
• We have Chat Rooms for dating, jokes etc. and we'll create rooms!
• You can list anything you like in our classified section!
• We'll build you a custom web site, like a web store with 10 products or a modeling portfolio for only $495 for whole year and then only $99 a year after that!
• Note; We have a huge project in the works where you be able to get discovered for what ever talent you have!  www.SuperStar2000.com is Coming Soon! And for Short time we'll have a free 1 year membership to whomever sees the offer posted here on our home page! 
• Make us your home page now!

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